Saturday, October 18, 2008
Title: What Can Never Be
Summary: Things come to a head for Merlin and Arthur.
Rating: G, which is highly unusual for me…
Word count: 921
Author's note: This is a bittersweet and completely self-indulgent little thing. Blame the BBC, because I just know they'll tease us and tease us, but it will never be!
Also, unbeta'd as I'm a lazy so-and-so. Please feel free to point out any mistakes. XD
Concrit always welcome.
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Friday, February 1, 2008
Title: Buttons of the Unexpected
Pairing: Doctor/Severus Snape (Doctor/Master implied)
Summary: The Doctor has been pressing buttons, again…
Rating: They'd show it on Torchwood ;-)
Ellipsis disclaimer: Why yes, I am addicted to them…
Author's notes: Firstly, thanks to shocolate for giving this a read through for me and catching my rogue spaces *hugs you*
This was writen for abigail89's birthday, and included the prompts: promiscuous, labyrinth, giant squid and the phrase "I can do something truly disgusting with my tongue." There are also a couple of references to the Doctor Who Children in Need sketch, which can be found here if you haven't seen it already.
Fake cut to Buttons of the Unexpected
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
It's taken me ages, but I've finally updated the website with my merry_smutmas submission:**
Title: The Best of Intentions
Pairing: Snape/Filch (Snape/Dumbledore implied)
Summary: After Voldemort had been defeated, Severus Snape’s innocence had been vouched for by none other than Dobby. Now, he is still having trouble coming to terms with his involvement in Albus Dumbledore’s death, and this is not helped by the well-meaning intentions of Argus Filch.
Secondly, I'd like to do a bit of pimping for the hp_funnyfest
. So, to C&P from shocolate
's LJ:Why Funny?
We are sick of angst and character death - we suspect there may be more of the same in a certain book, due out in July - and we wanted to have a good laugh, beforehand.What sort of Funny?
Any sort of Funny – smutty!Funny, crack!Funny, baby-Weasley!Funny, plugs!Arthur!Funny, smitten!Hagrid!Funny, WWW!Funny... All pairing, non-pairings, all ratings - as long as it is funny!!!
The request post will open on April 1st, claims will be open from April 15th and submissions start from June 10th.**
Lastly, I saw the Equus play last weekend and met magicofisis
as well as a few others. *has a post-excited squee*
It was fan-tasche-tic to finally meet my beloved beta-reader and spend some time with her. We did a smidgen of London and saw Relative Values as well which was teh entertaining (but I'm now left wanting more Noel Coward.) Meeting so many fandom people at once was a little overwhelming, but it was definitely worth it because they are all so squishable and luverly! *waves to the squishables in question*
And as far as Equus was concerned... well, it took my breath away and left me wanting more, so I'd definitely recommend it. My, what a detailed and cohesive review that was... ;-)
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Thursday, December 28, 2006
If you watch Torchwood - even if you think it's too cheesy, with really bad writers and dodgy episode plotlines (who, me? ;-) - then you must, must, must play bingo. Bingo makes it all worthwhile!
Sign-ups are here at tw_declassified and you can find the rules here
Go pimp the bingo: spread the TW insanity!
Friday, December 22, 2006
To prove I've been a little angel all year (ho, ho, ho) Santa has given me this wondeful fic for merry_smutmas
Champagne Supernova (Btw, the fic is NC-17 rated - much to my satisfaction! ;-)
It's full of Remus/Arthur, Remus/Bill and Remus/Bill/Harry yumminess, with lots of smut and lots of lines that left me chortling. In short, Remus gets drunk and wickedness ensues. Oh yes.
Thank you mystery author!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Saturday, July 8, 2006
Just Like Old Times is now complete at my website.
I've also updated the website with Waking Memory and the following:
Title: The Perils of Honesty
Paring: Sirius/Remus (MWPP era)
Rating: Hard R
Summary: When faced with an unexpected allergy, Remus and Sirius run the risk of having their secrets exposed—not that Sirius seems too bothered by this fact…
Author's notes: Written for the third phase of the Sirius/Remus Fuh-Q-Fest. Spring/Summer challenge number 5 – Who knew that one of our boys had allergies during the springtime?
p.s. I'm currently playing around with the website in the hope of making it easier to find stories - any suggestions, complaints, nitpicks etc would be welcome!
Thursday, July 6, 2006
I've finally finished with this story, and the first chapter is up - hopefully, all the rest will be posted by the end of tomorrow:
Title: Just Like Old Times
Pairings: Remus/Harry, Remus/Sirius
Summary: Impatient to separate Voldemort’s soul from the sixth Horcrux, Harry’s attempt to do so doesn’t go quite as planned. Instead, he is forced to deal with the past under rather awkward circumstances.
Author's notes: Lots of thanks to Sue and Lee for betaing (the ending would be complete poo if it wasn't for Sue!)
Warnings/Enticements: Movie-canon!Remus, angst, depression and sheer flippancy. Oh, and a sappy ending ;-)
You can find it here
P.S. It's late and I'm tired, so if I've messed up anything, please let me know and I'll fix it in the morning!
Friday, May 12, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Sunday, November 13, 2005
As I've been rather quiet lately, I thought I'd better do an update to confirm I do still exist.
Since my last post, I have written a story for the Sirius/Remus fqf, which you can find here. This hasn't been put on my website yet, as I'm debating whether or not to pad out the smut -- but feedback (especially concrit) is still appreciated in the interim!
As for other stories, I've started on a post-HBP fic, which I have tentatively named Just Like Old Times and will be HP/RL and RL/SB. This one is helping me to exorcise my Tonks-demons, but I've had to put it on the back-burner because of NaNoWriMo.
Hopefully, both of these projects will get finished, and all of this won't just end up as waffley proscratination....
And on a non-HP tangent:
Are there any viewers of The Shoebox Zoo out there who are also slash lovers?
I've been watching with my daughter, and although, IMHO, the whole thing leaves a lot to be desired, the slashy potential has bitten me (and it's the only reason why I watch it instead of hiding with a book!) I'm specifically after McTaggart/Michael Scot or even McTaggart/Toledo. Failing that, anything featuring McTaggart that I can perve over would be appreciated - it is getting a tad frustrating having to watch him playing the part as a weasel! (grumble, grumble)
Finally, I just want to say THANK YOU! to whoever nominated chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Odour of the Pheromones for the Multifaceted Awards. My ego really appreciates little surprises like that one :-)
And also big hugs to magicofisis, who puts up with me being crappy and antisocial via email, and is basically fantastic.
Thursday, July 7, 2005
I’ve finally attempted Harry/Ron smut. Sue, I hope you realise that I wouldn’t do this for anyone apart from you – well, unless someone came up with a really good bribe…
Title: Waking Memory
Summary: The morning after the Seventh Year leaving party, Harry wakes up with more than just a hangover.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Vaseline Disclaimer: Yes, I know it shouldn’t be used with condoms, so “please don’t try this at home, folks!” For the sake of this fic, I chose to ignore the science and include the minor reference anyway, because I knew Sue would appreciate it and it is her birthday, after all. ;-)
Notes: Big thanks go to shocolate, westwardlee and aidendavis for checking it through for me. Any remaining mistakes are the result of my own incompetence…
This can now be found here.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
The following story can be read here.
Title: The Crutch
Pairing: Harry/Remus (brief mention of Harry/Dean and Harry/OMC)
Summary: After the death of Voldemort in Harry’s final year at Hogwarts, Harry is still in danger from a few remaining Death Eaters who are out for vengeance. Those in the Order wanted to keep Harry safely locked away, but he had other plans and disappeared off to the Muggle World. Now, it’s time for Remus to persuade Harry to return.
Warnings: Accents ;-) Drug use.
Word Count: ~12,500
Author Notes: First and foremost, many thanks to westwardlee for the beta.
This was written for my beloved friend, magicofisis, who sent me lots of Lupin pictures when I was hunting for one in particular. This is my way of saying thanks.
I was asked for: “Harry/Remus, featuring top!Harry, post-Hogwarts, on holiday somewhere. Must include mention of sheep and Lupin's cardigan. Exhibitionism is optional.” I admit the sheep only get a brief mention - they did give me another nasty plot bunny, though, where Moony eats a dodgy sheep and gets foot-and-mouth... But I’m not sure if I’m evil enough to write that one!
Leather, butt plugs and vibrating toys are three things I’ve also included, and these have been taken from a list of kinks that I pestered Sue to give me.
Btw, Sue, it’s ‘sort of’ post-Hogwarts, and just for you, includes messed-up-in-the-head!Harry. I hope you’re ready for this…
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Thanks to the wonderful world of temperamental computers, I've lost the one thing that I cannot do without: my Remus Lupin background.
So this evening, I have wasted far too much time trying to hunt it down on the net to no avail.
Can anyone help? It is similar to the following:
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but the one I want is far cuter... (me? subjective?)
Anyone who can help me find the right piccy gets a fic tailored to their requirements!
ETA: I've found it! For those who are interested, it was this one:
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Because the teh wonderful magicofisis sent me lots of possible piccies via email, a Harry/Remus gift fic is on its way.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
This has been posted to my website, here.
Pairing: Sirius/Remus, Sirius/OMC (Marauder-era)
Summary: Sirius and Remus's friendship has been strained ever since Sirius told Snape about the knot on the Whomping Willow. So in an attempt to recover what was lost, Sirius makes a rash statement that James soon makes him regret.
Categories: Humour, angst, smut, first time.
Warnings: Copious amounts of swearing, dubious/coerced consent.
Word Count: ~18,000 words in 6 chapters
Notes: Big thanks go to my betas, Sue and Lee – I’d be crap without you to keep me in line!
Friday, April 1, 2005
Harry Potter and the Odour of the Pheromones is now complete. All nine parts can be found here.
Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Okay, so I was only going to use my LJ for fic updates and occasional pap, but I couldn't help myself when it came to the influence Christian Voice has had on Jerry Springer the Opera
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Feel free to tell me your point of view and/or rant at me for the one I hold. If you know of a website that contains any pertinent information, links will always be appreciated.
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